Dec
23

2011

Why Do Pigs Have All The Fun?

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Why Do Pigs Have All The Fun?

I read a lot on holidays and sitting in Thailand reading yet another sex book, I come across the sentence ” lucky pigs, the clitoris is inside the vagina”. I’m not reading a book on bestiality, don’t worry. It’s a chapter in a book looking at if orgasm boosts fertility and for some reason the author has taken this question to pig farms in Denmark. Interestingly enough, Denmark’s National Committee for Pig Production showed that sexually stimulating a sow during artificial insemination leads to a 6% improvement in fertility. That’s a rather interesting fact and poor pig farmers but I’m more fascinated and somewhat jealous that that there is an animal with a clitoris placed where it should be!

 

If the clitoris in human females was inside the vagina the world would be a better place! Sex would be more enjoyable and empowering for women and in turn better for men too. Imagine men what life would be like  if women were not so complicated in bed and some thrusting motion would ensure the big O in every female you came across ( or in).

 

Until there is way we to move the clitoris I will just keep praying that in the next life I will come back as a female pig. (I’m thinking I should also change religions to ensure my reincarnation).

 

And just because I love the weird and wonderful I have included the you tube video on how these lovely men sexually stimulate the sow before insemination. Aren’t I lovely?

From the pool side in Koh Samui,

Dr Nikki G

 

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q2wKhqdmmw[/youtube]

 

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